Popping in quickly from my extended business trip to share this little tidbit. My hotel is in a business district. It's a nice hotel, and there is an equally nice establishment in front of it with a large parking lot, no windows and some allegedly naked women inside. I say "allegedly" because I have not been inside to check clothing standards.
Each night, I'm coming back to the hotel pretty late, and each night, I giggle quietly to myself.
Because there's nothing that's not funny about the upcoming Miss Night Trips Pageant.